selenium-:

why do girls look hot in over sized sweaters and sloppy buns but when i try it i look like i just finished a drug deal

(Source: amagravia, via sweetasteroid)

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

“Ok class, turn to page 69”

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: fuckyeahloldemort)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(via real-beauty-is-unseen)

fatwink:

we’re not true friends until I’ve sent you a pic of my double chin

(via crrocs)

carlottathedragonwhore:

scruffylookinnerfherder:

freetheboobs:

Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob.

 #I don’t know what I was expecting

#I should have known by the url

(via orgasmic-humor)

HOW MOST OF MY STUDYING ENDS UP GOING

laugh-addict:

(Source: howdoiputthisgently, via orgasmic-humor)

rosified:

i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life

(via laughter-everyday)